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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Bread soaker

[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

It’s shitposts all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago

That's for washing hair. I've seen these before.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago

To fit my massive shlong

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

This is my favorite. It would certainly work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That gon' be a biiiig taco then!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

My kinda taco

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

We all know pee goes on the floor. But the poops must go in the toilet. This makes the separation much easier.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Finger skateboarding ramp to do sick Ollie's off of

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

This is a toilet for alcoholics, the indent is there to make it more comfortable while you're vomiting

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Shampoo headrest at the hairdresser

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That indentation holds your baguette for easy slicing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I don't want a knife anywhere near my baguette.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

My dick (it is large) /s

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Obviously it's an accessibility entrance for snakes to get into the sewer system

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

So the snakes that come up from the sewer can escape when the lid is closed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Big dick johnson.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Download folder for nature's 3d prints.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

it's the emergency water dish for the dog. looks a little low, better fill it up a bit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tap for spoilerI hate you 😟

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Emergency overflow underwear filler

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It’s so the sub can have a cozy place the rest their neck while you… well… you know…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Custom bidet for washing the taint paint off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Had to look this up on Urban Dictionary, I’m now scarred emotionally.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It's a place to sit backwards and read your comic books using the little table on the back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Built in ballroom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

One legged man.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Let's you turn sideways for a little dip in the pool when you're done

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That thing is mainly used for shitting, pissing and puking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

its to put a little bowl in so you can get the samples for the doctor easier.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Wtf is up with the reverse Dutchman

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

making wine

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Steve Jobs' foot spa. Oh wait sorry you wanted wrong answers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The indentation is for sitting comfortably with a prolapsed uterus.

[–] scaramobo 3 points 1 week ago

So you can rest your neck while washing your hair.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Fermenting wine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

built in cereal bowl

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Serial bowl

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It's a butphor. Glad you remembered to bring it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Aquatic guillotine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
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Half-pipe for mice