I just made pasta, a nice al fresco, with penne noodles and garlic cream sauce. Throw in some mushrooms and cherry tomatoes and it pairs nicely with a bottom shelf tequila mixed with redbull in an 2 to 1 ratio, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! hits chest audibly
frozenpopsicle
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Furry blankets. Great advances have been made in blanket technology in the past few years. Buy a couple synthetic microplush blankets that feel like rabbit fur and cocoon yourself in them. Always helps me. Even if that doesn't work for you, have hope! There is the hope that blankets may be even softer in the future.
Also, have you tried mushrooms?
20 years ago I would go to a local bar that had free hot wings and usually some spinach cheese casserole on Fridays. Drinks were how they made money. But if you needed food, you could just drink water, you could eat free and they didn't care. Whole place was dark and smelled like infinite cigarettes and burnt hot sauce. Good times...
Okay. Hear me out.
Minecraft and cough syrup.
Saw headline and spent next couple seconds replaying SG-1 in my head.
Wow, I did not know that. Thanks a bunch.
Same. I inform doctors that I am resistant to sedation. They nod, not believing me. I go under. I wake up 4 hours early, everyone goes insane. One time they failed to put me out right away. Fortunately they managed to put me out before they cut into me. My last memories before waking are hearing "oh shit, he's awake". Another time they used "an adult dose and a child dose" which... doesn't sound right. But I remember waking with a half dozen people trying to rouse me.
Dun dun dun dun Dana da Suddenly a wild techbro appears! Your attack was super effective!
Yeah I really have been turned completely off to Target. I have one really close and the prices alone, but also the experience, are absolutely horrible. Going into an ikea once kinda opens your eyes. You could have a better thing for 1/3 the cost. Also, the fucking internet exists. So why buy anything at a "big box" store.
And a pleasant The One Meal to you too.
I imagine it would be very loud
Here here! stomps cane