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[–] [email protected] 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Why don't all the rows have the same length? Did fewer people answer the question about newspapers than about banks?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Absence of awooga is not evidence of safety.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And that's our entry for "bad headline of the day", folks.

No, they were not ordered to serve out their sentence in a cartel-run ranch.

They were sentenced for their participation in running the ranch.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

What are you trying to accomplish?

Are you trying to save human lives? Reduce suffering? Reduce some specific harm, such as from pandemics, or from severe weather due to climate change, or from trampling by elephant? Cure the specific disease that killed your great-aunt? Stomp Nazis?

If you say what you think is worth doing, people can point you to specific groups that are doing it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Live with friends.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Harry Chapin's "What Made America Famous?" got an unsuccessful musical, but never a film. In a modern update, the song's "hippies" are instead gutter punks squatting an abandoned building, and the fat plumber is the one non-MAGA in the town's volunteer fire department.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 weeks ago (20 children)

Some people who voted for Trump have repented and joined the movement for democracy in America.

But also, there are serious doubts about the integrity of the 2024 elections and a nontrivial possibility that Trump didn't win the election.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Christian tradition teaches that we are the hands of God; that God gets things done in the world through the instrumentality of human action. When you do an act of kindness for your neighbor, you are instantiating God's kindness; when you defend your neighbor from harm or oppression, you are instantiating God's protection.

One of the big differences between Martin Luther King Jr.'s ideology of nonviolence and Mahatma Gandhi's ideology of nonviolence is that King accepted self-defense while Gandhi rejected it. Dr. King carried a pistol in his early career, and was later defended by armed bodyguards; while Gandhi rejected armed protection and called for oppressed people to surrender to their oppressors. So empirically, rejection of self-defense is less Christian and more Hindu.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Heterosexuality and homosexuality are subsets of allosexuality (sexual attraction and behavior towards others). Autosexual acts such as masturbation are not allosexual and so do not contribute to heterosexual or homosexual identity.

Example: A lesbian trans woman might masturbate using her penis, even though she has no attraction to penis-havers, just because she happens to be equipped with one.

Example: A heterosexual cis woman might masturbate using her vulva, even though she has no attraction to vulva-havers, just because she happens to be equipped with one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

That jerk drank all my beer!

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Cummingtonite (en.wikipedia.org)
 

Vocals: Opie Narcs
Guitar: Laddo Narcs
Bass: Harry Narcs
Keyboards: Fento Narcs
Drums: Carl Narcs

Explaining the jokeThe band members are named for narcotics.
Opium, laudanum, heroin, fentanyl, carfentanil.
Don't do 'em, kids!

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