hemko

joined 2 years ago
[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

Because she's a twisted fucking cyclepath

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 5 days ago (17 children)

Meanwhile in Sweden: Enter banana

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 106 points 5 days ago (7 children)

I'm guessing it's screenshots from porn videos

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago

Finnish is actually 9*10+2

Yhdeksänkymmentäkaksi

Yhdeksän = nine

Kymmentä = of ten

Kaksi = two

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You're just digging yourself and Denmark into deeper hole. It's fucked up and you know it

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago

If you learn swedish, you can speak danish. Just put a hot potato in your mouth

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago

Congratulations, you're born as a mighty Uruk-Hai warrior! In the distance you hear trees yelling

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

Sometimes I miss raiding in world of warcraft, killing a boss after 200 wipes was something else

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

Crappy bots with no real utility replying to random comments

Counter argument:

GROND

I loved the spammy bots in LOTR memes & Prequelmemes comms

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just remembered I had to send the surgery papers to insurance company already for couple weeks. Need to try remember today evening

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Average Americans

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

I can go to local brewery bar and ask them to fill a 2 litre canister for me

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