for fucks sake, just let people enjoy their damn food. This existing doesn't affect you. You can just, not eat it.
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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Yup, and joke about it for fun.
Heresy!!! The pineapples were a gateway to this abomination, and I know exactly the despair that follows... banging sheboys.
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Meanwhile in Sweden: Enter banana
Macaroni
This is the one that bothers me more than anything. This is just cheese bread in disguise but uses four times the dishes to create.
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Fucking delicious.
I completely turned around on these recently. Most also mix in pineapple.
Oh no...
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That shit would slap. Sweet and savory just doesn't jive with some people and that's fine. For the rest of us we get awesome food like pineapple on pizza. I wish everyone could know the pleasures we do.
team pineapple is just not quite uniting with the haters on this.
Team pineapple has adventurous taste buds.
Yeah, team pineapple might just end up being team kiwi too. That looks great to me
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I'd rather ally with kiwi on pizza people than work with pineapple on pizza haters.
Especially if they make their food hate an unavoidable personality trait.
What's wrong, babe? You've hardly touched your kiwizza
Meh I have a feeling us pineapple enjoyers may actually like this. Only thing to make me unsure are the seeds. That texture might be odd on a pizza
Edit: typo
Never had a kiwi that has been cooked. But tbh I would probably at least give it a try if someone made it.
They're insanely tasty. Cook carefully on a nonstick pan and caramelize with a little bit of sugar and it's unreal. I've put it on French Vanilla ice cream with the chocolate sauce that turns into a shell, and I would literally punch babies if I could eat that every day without getting mega fat and having a heart attack
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Fuck it, slice me off a piece
OK, hear me out.
Roasted sweet red pepper rings, paprika, white onion, sliced kalamata olives, and light goat cheese.
Kiwi, super thin, not cooked but added as an after topping just enough to warm through.
Hot honey drizzle
I've heard you out.
I'll take all of that without Kiwi.
that's fair
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If we're talking pizzas that haven't been made, but probably should.
Ham and apple. The apple should be added cold after the pizza is taken out from the oven. Never seen it done, but it should work.
There are lots of recipes online for pizzas with different kinds of fruit and meat. Pear with prosciutto and blue cheese is really good.
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Ever since I saw this joke I have wanted to try kiwi pizza. I like kiwi. I like pineapple on pizza. Maybe kiwi on pizza is even better.
A pizza place here makes spaghetti pizza, yup like a 1/2" layer of spaghetti(with sauce) under the cheese..
It's not very good :/
Spaghetti belongs in a taco, not a pizza.
But, now hear me out... What if the spaghetti taco is then placed on a pizza?
Taco Town!
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A place near me does this. It's the worst. The spaghetti is chewy because it's dehydrated from being grilled.
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I now acknowledge that pineapple is the gateway drug to this madness.
The kiwizza isn't real, it can't hurt you
Nope. Nope nope nope 🤮🤮🤮
No, now I have 2 enemies.
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