hungryphrog

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I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

TRANSfats?!??!!!?? The wokes are trying to force us to be trans by putting 'transfats' in our food!!

I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I beg your pardon?

I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think it means using an enema made for donkeys for yourself.

I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement in c/[email protected]
Who needs a lawn? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

and ugly and wasteful and horrible for biodiversity

Who needs a lawn? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sheep won't do that voluntarily either I think, grazing animals need a variety of plants to be healthy.

Who needs a lawn? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

No one. It started out as a status symbol, to show off that you can afford have a bunch of empty space in your yard as opposed to using it (for buildings or growing food) and the time to/the ability to have a servant maintain it, and unfortunately now you're excepted to waste time and water in order to do ecological damage.

Family tradition in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder which option their family would prefer...

this is not satire this is not satire this is not satire in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

🎣

Mother, I crave the sausage in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

same energy

I hope she found herself in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, did she find herself?

This is Islay (eye-la), my hermaphrodite cat! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

It is used in a medical/scientific context, but most intersex people consider it bad, as it only used to refer to people until fairly recently (19th century I think?). When talking about species that can reproduce by themselves (like slugs or some plants), I've heard the word cosexual is preferred.

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Hot singles in your area! (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 
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What kind of laptop should I get? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

So, I'm planning on buying myself a (second-hand) laptop once I get the money. I'm nowhere near tech-savvy so it has to be easy to use, but also I want something that is built to last, as opposed to certain (looking at you, Apple) devices that are desinged to become unusable within a next couple of years.

Any recommendations?

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What's up with JD Vance and couches?? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Why my nose gets runny when I cry (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Pretty much every time I cry, my nose gets super runny and my throat gets slimy. Why is that?

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Good to see that people are adressing this. I'm so sick of everyone wanting to 'write' a 'book'. (media.channels.im)
 
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Anyone here near the thermae in Pompeii rn? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

So, embarassing story: I went to the baths, took off my clothes, and left my tunic there. I had nobody to watch them because my slave ran away the other day, and when I came back, it was gone. So, if there's anyone nearby willing to lend me an extra tunic, please DM me ASAP. It's getting cold here.

P.S. Does anyone know any good curses to write on my curse tablet?

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Can anyone help me find an online calculator that can calculate total the price of items I buy. (euro) (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

So I'm looking for a tool that can tell me the total cost of things I buy. Like if I buy item A for 1,20€, item B for 5,60€ and item C for 10€, it tells me how much the things I'm buying cost, which would be 16,80€ in this case.

I tried looking it up, but apparently ddg is once again incapable of showing any relevant results.

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I'm so sick of this 'sea people' bullshit. (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

So, I happen to be a king near the Mediterranean (not telling where bc I don't wannna doxx myself), and the other day a messanger ran into my palace shouting "the sea people are coming!".

I told him that there can't be 'sea people' because people live on land and not in the sea, but he kept insisting that there are 'sea people' and they're coming, so I had him drowned to prove that people living in the sea is impossible.

Now all kids in the city are talking about 'sea people' and it's driving me nuts. I hope this trend goes away soon.

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FR I hate it when I can't read my sundial (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 
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AITA for steal fire? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

Rain start. Put out tribe fire. Tribe cold. Grunk go to other tribe. Grunk steal fire. Other tribe cold. We warm. AITA?

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[RANT] Marcus fucking Crassus set my (M, XXXVI) house on fire (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

So, the other day I thought I smelled smoke somewhere, and my house was on fire. There happened to be some of Crassus' slaves around and they refused to put out the fire until I sold my house to him for a ridiculously low price. My atrium is ruined and now he's charging us an unbelievable amount of rent.

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Some sick bastard sent me a 𓂸 hieroglyph (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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