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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Weak men do create hard times. Weak men let their insecurity and greed make their decisions.

Conservatives are weak. The generation that empowered Reagan, Trump, and every red tie inbetween was weak.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

lol theyre not worried like that. for them, the racism and homophobia and all is all worth it.

shit, they even learned to romantize that struggle and hard times as something virtuous, for a bigger purpose.

they will think nothing of it if the people they hate are getting fucked. they won't regret this and will blame you for trying to fix it, unless it really affects them personally.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Even then it'll still be someone else's fault. It must be antifa or mole people or something, it couldn't possibly be their own fault or that of Glorious Leader.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not to mention shut down everything the US has relied on for order. Bro is actually thinking of shutting down FEMA. wtf

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Between the tibia and the hip.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago

FEMA balls ayy lmaoo

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Federal Emergency Management Agency

Read about it here if you want to know more because I can't be bothered to learn about it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

fema nuts lmao gottem

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

They help regular people when there are natural disasters. Can't have that now, can we? Where's the rugged individualism in that?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

That’s the organization that helps with domestic disasters, usually hurricanes/earthquakes/floods and the like. So kill that org and people will be on their own when disasters happen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Headed by a guy who he didn't know there was a hurricane season.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They'll rationalize it, because at the end of the day, they're all about feelings rather than facts

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Also sunk cost and all that. After all if they admit they are wrong on this what else could they be wrong about? Nope better to just keep "winning"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Good times create weak men who think those good times came out of nothing and want an easy excuse on why they are being deprived of something they thing they are naturally entitled to. This excuse usually ends up being believing those who the good men who created those good times fought against.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Nope. They got exactly what they voted for.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s all the other men. Always.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

"Right now is the easy times that strong men like me made" says the man who grew up in the easy times

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Broke: This is fine, everything is fine

Woke: Weak men will create hard times

Bespoke: Let's get this over with already

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Guess I've lived long enough to become bespoke.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Gen z slang meaning "adulation."

It means you jizzed all over them, i.e glazed them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Aaaand I don't want to hear about how Millennials text ever again from Gen Z.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Idk I think it's pretty cool that glazing isn't seem as a negative anymore. The bukkake shaming is over!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I think people also use it in a "sugar glaze" sense like donuts or whatever, but this is the internet. Ain't no way that's thr actual origin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

.... With good capitalization, spelling, and punctuation?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It doesn't have anything to do with jizz lol. It like sweet talking. Like compliments.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Simp began as an acronym for "suckers investing in mediocre pussy" but nobody uses it derogatorily towards the simped person any longer. People saying glaze nowadays don't mean anything sexual.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah, the usage itself is mild, but the coinage of the term is weird if true.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"glazing" is a sexual term?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Im reading conflicting things about it honestly. I learned it as being related to "dickriding", but it looks like people also mean it in a "sugar glazed" context, like donuts.

Both work out to the same thing in the end.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I thought that could be the meaning.. Wonder if Sam Altman knew that when he described ChatGPT’s recent extreme fawning in reply to every message as β€œtoo much glazing”. Jesus Christ. Edit: as if any metaphorical amount is desirable, btw. Just our leaders, that’s all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

The jizz part was a joke.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

🀒🀒🀒

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m 42 and I own nothing of value, might as well just keep the good times rolling.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

38, just lost the 12 year old 267k miles car to an idiot my age in a brand new muscle car who was immediately on the phone to Daddy. It was one of the few things of value I had to my name. Was hoping to get 400k out of it. Instead I get a new car payment that I have no idea how I'm going to cover.

The times are rolling, I'm not sure they're good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

30 years old, and well on my way to be a part of that esteemed club.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Actual fucking moron pictured who doesn't understand the current position of anyone "not mormal" in today's society...

pathetic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Just wait for it to hit really hard

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