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What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?

Whomever cums first, wins.

I'm using Jerboa to scroll Lemmy... I can use the phone in one hand and crank it with the other pretty effectively.

Boobs are actually paramagnetic...not Ferromagnetic. But yes.

Just simply update the drivers. Then find the degaussing feature in your monitor.

Whoever cums first, wins.

I haven't seen my penis in a few years. I don't know much about it.

No, unfortunately. All the wormhole stuff follows DS9 rules.

They are perfectly cylindrical.

100 poop sized cums. I'll just wear extra pairs of socks...

Those will likely be the answers you'll hear.

Ask her about the female webbed toe thing...my friend told me about girl-feet in middle school. I want to know if it's true.

Someone complimented a shirt I was wearing, a long time ago. That was pretty cool.

It's under the couch cushion. But not the one you usually sit on, the other one.

Tiny water balloons filled with brake fluid.

I can smell the overpowering powdery perfume from this picture.

Baked.

I almost thought this was one of those AI cronenburg pictures....

I followed the instructions. I'm bleeding. Please send help.