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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hum... What? Have you actually seen the movie and still put your line under that scene?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Yeah, that happened with my dog once. She came back with her nails completely spent, so I think somebody lost a door that night.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You know, you could always use a meme template where the nazi isn't saying your line...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Goats have a goatee, goat-feet, a perceptible smell, horns, and sound like an evil laugh. Also, they have a nasty habit of taking people by surprise in places no sane people would imagine a large animal could be.

No need to mess with deer in weird positions.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Reddit is just trying to preserve the safety of their platform for crabs that hold civilized discussion. And evidently, they don't care about attracting moths.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Are you trying to say npm doesn't implement this yet?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Lots of birds will eat anything

Chicken won't. But you only understand that after your reference for "everything" is correctly adjusted.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Two "persons"...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Yeah chickens eat pretty much anything.

Said by somebody that clearly never grew geese or peacocks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Many loads are lighter if not divided.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

The odds of 3am phone calls increase explosively if I let other people touch it. And they will still not know how to do it, so after they get the call they'll call me anyway.

But well, not all "other people" are alike. That's valid only for some of them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Petroleum is organic already. No need to make alcohol.

(Well, to a very high extent. It also has inorganic impurities.)

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