myster0n

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They did! They wrote "username checks out"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Sorry, Adolphe Sax was from Belgium

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know ... I like the scrunched up paper noises my skin makes whenever I move

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

Christmas on Elm Street

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Mongo only pawn in game of life

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

Choking hazard

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

On the subject of potential weapons : what happens when a patient has a prosthetic limb?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I would've thought that you were twins and thought that 8 hours of sleep meant for both of you together.

Not that I get 8 hours of sleep, mind you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (4 children)

How old are you in human years?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Each time looking for it for at least 10 minutes, so this time I'm going to put it at the logical place.

Time passes...

Looking for hours at the four logical places I could've put it, then giving up. Coming across it a week later and thinking "well that IS a logical place for it to be"

[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 months ago (5 children)

You can't find them because you from 15 minutes in the future took them, duh.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's because he wants to climb to Mars on his pile of money, and right now it's not quite high enough

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