myster0n

joined 2 years ago

98-Year-Old WWII Vet Squishes a Tesla with a Tank in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I get the feeling you think the tank is 98 years old.

HOLY SHIT IT'S A SYNTH in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Arturia, you're such a brute!

just hit me with a nuk-U-lar bomb and put me out of this already in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They painted the Saw doll

What's your wish? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I wish you well

Choose one in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

If I'd known it was hammer time I would've stopped.

Modern solutions in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Dickachu

Drum Machine Price Before Tariffs: $399, After Tariffs: $977 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For the people who think trump will change his mind again about tariffs : yes, it's possible, but wouldn't that make trump an LFO?

Better watch yourself in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Do you scheming when it's cold, then nobody suspects you.

China stops buying liquefied gas from US in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Five gazillion? Pah! How about ONE BRAZILIAN!

US will abandon Ukraine peace efforts if no progress made soon, Rubio says in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (6 children)

That's what any lazy quitter would say. Mind you : They're trying to get their own little windfall from this, so it's probably for the best if they quit.

Nice try in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Hope she used a McIntosh apple

Most Planets in the Cosmos Probably Don’t Orbit Stars in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

There are NO planets that don't orbit stars : once they don't orbit a star they don't follow the modern definition of a planet anymore