myster0n

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

You need a key though, which only the landlord has

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 64 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I think you wanted to say "you f🦆k-cakes"

[–] [email protected] 86 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or maybe she meant "I agree, but don't post that where EVERYONE can read it!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Libbed up? Or lubed up?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

These days, how many people react when a car alarm goes off? Other than "Can somebody stop that alarm?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Do they have to be mine?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Aw, you shouldn't.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

You're not talking about the American pickup trucks right now, are you? Because then we'd have to include meteor showers to "the elements"

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