objectionist

hi, teenager here, yeah it sucks ass and i lost a lot of friendships over simple petty shit that didn’t matter

they were sensitive and i guess i grew up a bit differently

sounds pretty real and straight… not fake or gay here

unless gay for classic rock? truly there’s no telling

that’s way too close to Agent 47. please don’t hurt my favorite hitman

i wasn’t really taught this as a kid but somehow i still hang on to that natural wonder of seemingly “normal” things like typography on a sign or the root systems of various types of trees.

never go away, innate curiosity

i tried tapping those boxes way too many times to see the text behind them…

can’t believe people would be so lazy as to invent an entire medium of travel that requires less skill than that of riding a bike

dude are you me or some shit, this hits way too close to home

sshhh… it just works :)

cause shit just works, yknow?

you’re calling to get out. calling in sounds like you’re providing a reason to go in that day, which imo makes even less sense

ah, so nonexistent?

welcome to the party, sir non-chalant

i love it, thank you