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Misread the third panel as “Redditors don’t need to breathe and they are basically a corpse”

No.

Not to be confused with Unicorn Putin

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/97839958/Unicorn-Putin-Man

So, it's probably worth clarifying some things. When we say that we don't understand why Unity is doing the things they're doing, it's not that we don't literally understand. We aren't confused about the reason: it's money and control. That's not the confusing part. Here's where the confusion actually roosts: in seeking those things, they've undertaken a course of action that stands to lose them quite a lot of both, and the outcome is completely obvious. This is the kind of genius maneuvre you and I simply can't comprehend.

Wow, dumb move. If they’re really willing to automate this shit with no regard for quality, they should have started running all their articles through Google Translate ages ago.

Both are viable, neither is a person.

The Catholics would disagree with you on that one.

Oh hey, the pill is the same color as the one I take for my ADHD

Misread this as “Seinfeld players” and was extremely confused

I would but in a commune they would probably just force me to mine or farm all day instead of doing a job I actually want

I've never watched Star Trek. Quick, give me another!

The title of this article sounds like Germany was probing Lindemann’s anus, like an alien abduction

wow… very tone-deaf of him. I guess you don’t become the pope from learning to read the room…