robojeb

Dave the diver

Why don't they use Brawndo it's got what plants crave.

How many Pump and dump schemes do you have to run before it counts as Stockkake?

One time pads aren't really feasible at scale. Getting the pad (key) to your partner securely will involve moving it in meatspace.

If you tried to send the pad with some other encryption that becomes the weak point and defeats the pad.

You can't reuse the pad for multiple transmissions or you are vulnerable to analysis attacks.

You can't compress the pad and send it with remaining space of a previous pad because the pad has to be true random numbers and won't compress well so you will always come out behind.

They are great in theory, and in practice for a few fixed short form communications in emergency situations but I don't know of any practical way they could be used generally. Your bank isn't going to ship you a hard drive of random numbers for you to securely look at your account.

They take your money in 5 seconds, but give it back in "5 to 7 business days".

This is the thing that pisses me off most. After spending hours arguing when they finally relent it will be "up to 30 business days before you see your refund". I had one company take 120 days to refund my money when my venue had to be cancelled during COVID, money that I had to pay the moment I booked.

He also grew up on a farm and was in the military, sun exposure can greatly accelerate aging of the skin.

My company still uses SVN, but we have almost 20 years of history in the repository, not including the autogenerated commits from when we migrated from CVS.

My department would like for us to move to git (some sub projects have) but it's important for our process to retain the history and nobody has had the time to figure out if the migration would be clean then update all of our auto-testing infrastructure (which itself is over a decade old) to use git, all while not stopping active development.

Fuck for some reason pp is giving me flashbacks to having to write using Hungarian notation variable names.

It's a copy-pasta :)

Along with her friend Beckett Marinara?

Of course it worked to design standards. The problem is just that the design requirements were "costs the least money" instead of "acts as a functional and safe airplane part."

My sister gave us some diapers for our newborn. Already pooped her way through them.