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I'm imagining him in a hobby lobby, dollhouse accessories aisle...

Do they make cock cages that small?

No worries, we all deal with stress in our own ways.

When i had to take my dog to the emergency vet, I got on discord and posted about ten Star Trek memes in under five minutes. One of the guys asked if I was ok, that's when i broke down and revealed the reason. I was basically looking for attention...

My parents taught me that asking for help meant you are a failure. Does Lemmy have a "raised by narcissists" sub yet?

Ok, my memory failed me, it was multiple balloons with a larger one on top. Here's a review that features the actress i saw, not sure if they had to modify the balloon count for the Dallas show: https://munroreview.com/2018/09/22/review-cirque-du-soleils-corteo-is-nice-but-underwhelming/

When cirque came to Dallas a few years ago, it was a little person with one (big)* balloon! Most fun I've had at a show!

Edit: My memory failed me, but here's a photo from one of the shows: Corteo

Why do we keep using the word "losing"? If they are selling off, they've "lost" the trust/faith/whatever...

I thought sending your children into the fields was what made those farms work?

And I'm a bit of a diva. :)

If you listen to this post closely, you can actually hear the fellatio.

Oh hell, imagine if they had "Rikered" Tuvix, then had all three trapped on a shuttle together. Tuvok would murder them both