slothrop

joined 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

There's a historical precedent that Poland be invaded first, 'officially'.
Because if history has taught us anything, if we keep believing history won't repeat itself, it does.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'll mark that on my colander because my mind's a sieve.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I's the bi that builds the boats...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Did you check the microwave?
Just sayin'....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"The master bedroom certainly had some spunk to it!"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had the shakes, deetees, drools and bends for a while.
This is the only instance I'm not banned on.
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/s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Next Secretary of Commerce.

 

What's the gravity of the situation?

 

Diamonds is the connection.

This is the original, 'pass the pipe', sanitized years later to become the hit "Pass the Dutchie".

 

Blues

[–] [email protected] 167 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Man without suit meets suit without man.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Sounds enematic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

"A Tiny Handmade Tale"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He played mandolin.

 
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