slothrop

joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'll mark that on my colander because my mind's a sieve.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I's the bi that builds the boats...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Did you check the microwave?
Just sayin'....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"The master bedroom certainly had some spunk to it!"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had the shakes, deetees, drools and bends for a while.
This is the only instance I'm not banned on.
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/s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Next Secretary of Commerce.

[–] [email protected] 167 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man without suit meets suit without man.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Sounds enematic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

"A Tiny Handmade Tale"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He played mandolin.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He wore a TuTu.

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