some_designer_dude

Beautiful. We won’t eat the rich, but they’ll fertilize our crops.

If we aren’t allowed in anymore, maybe we turn our 60% of the library into a smouldering fire pit? Or maybe a park? Or a museum detailing the rise and fall of US-Canadian diplomacy?

Such ferocity.

Not a lot of Canadians looking to lend the US any hands, don’t worry…

Like… Durh he believes this. He lived this and won pretty handily by never giving a shit about anyone. Now he’s the richest and most powerful person alive, so obviously he’s onto something! All this money can’t be wrong!

You should distribute a competing pamphlet.

Wait, is he related to Amy Schumer??

I have intercepted this communication to say yes, it’s still spying! 🕵️

Uh oh! You fell off a ladder and broke your wrist. Now you’re bankrupt!

Each of his children is a side quest to him.

Anyone who must be employed to survive is one of us, I’d say. Even “millionaires” understand that pressure. Still, it probably doesn’t matter if they have any realizations because they’ve all served their purpose to him.

Title of his memoirs.