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I’ve had to write some automations using the Jira Cloud API. holy shit, is this an accurate pyramid

I've been called 'ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly' but never 'ugly-ugly'

Same for me. Hopefully someone else did a backup earlier

I’m dying at the irony of claiming 50% of all Nature articles are wrong while also providing literally no evidence

Gosh, it’s like every time some big genuine shitshow is about to be revealed, we get to enjoy some surface-level bullshit distraction. What are the odds?

Handle us? You'll handle us? You know, your predecessors had much more respect.

Nah, those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up. And they have a whole playbook ready for it this time, so things are gonna get interesting and tragic sooner than later.

Bonus points that if we make through, we can look forward to new exciting wars about water resources and inhospitable climate problems

Cool story, bro.

PLEASE GO VOTE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY

The sun hurts when you stare at it.

Look, I can do it too!

The two signs you need are:

1. Did you drop off your ballot?
2. Did your local government confirm they received your ballot?

This is the way

In 10 years, the cost to purchase a cartridge of this game will still be 25% above its original market price and Nintendo will only officially allow access to it via some crappy yearly subscription service anyways.

Why do people keep leaking Nintendo’s roms? Cause fuck ‘em, that’s why