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Handle us? You'll handle us? You know, your predecessors had much more respect.

Nah, those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up. And they have a whole playbook ready for it this time, so things are gonna get interesting and tragic sooner than later.

Bonus points that if we make through, we can look forward to new exciting wars about water resources and inhospitable climate problems

Cool story, bro.

PLEASE GO VOTE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY

The sun hurts when you stare at it.

Look, I can do it too!

The two signs you need are:

1. Did you drop off your ballot?
2. Did your local government confirm they received your ballot?

This is the way

In 10 years, the cost to purchase a cartridge of this game will still be 25% above its original market price and Nintendo will only officially allow access to it via some crappy yearly subscription service anyways.

Why do people keep leaking Nintendo’s roms? Cause fuck ‘em, that’s why

Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two

Let’s make sure to shame the people being bombarded by advertisements for 90% of their lives. That’ll motivate them to be more cognizant of botany

Deserves it. The latest update rounded the game out really well and has been absolutely addictive.

quick, distract everyone from the Vance stuff

The nintendo lawyers are gonna have to remind themselves not to send cease and desists to this place. Yknow, since the historical records housed there inherently infringe on various nintendo copyrights /s