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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Maybe it's because of the tariffs. Is his shit still produced in China?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You realize that Stanley A. Plotkin is 93?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Read "Reich" like "right": geradeaus, dann vierte (Seitenstraße) rechts.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Medium rare for me, please.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But how can we be sure that it's actually the real Elvis?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, we'll all be dead someday.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.

Murder as punishment? Bad.

Killing someone who has killed before, who is known to commit more murders, to prevent them from committing more murders? Generally bad, too, unless the system is totally broken.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

An untrained bowman will have a hard time to hit a stationary target 7m away. A revolver will hit most of the time and even without any training you will find it easy enough to load the weapon. Maintaining a bow is not much easier than a revolver.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Not using proper punctuation or capitalization will hurt your future job opportunities more.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, it's German, so yeah.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe the moon then hits us, pool billiard style!

 

Can they rush in after the first two words, before you say "not"? Can they enter if they stuff their ears before they hear the final word?

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