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Or maybe I haven't just seen this image yet? I've only gotten images where she seems to be wearing a grey jacket.

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I told her not to message strangers on the internet yesterday. I feel she might be cheating on me.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

The only stranger on the Internet, my dear stranger, is YOU! You've been played! She was ALWAYS MINE!

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I finally got a message from them 3 min ago. I was worried I wasn’t cool enough 🥲

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

Funnily enough, I had never gotten one on my old account which was >4 years old on .ml - but after I made this one on my own instance, in less than a day, I finally got one.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Just got it an hour or so ago.

Can someone explain the con?

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No con. That’s my girlfriend.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Worried how unusable this place will be if real spammers find their way here

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

I expect the software to improve. The "fediverse chick" spam is the perfect opportunity to test countermeasures.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

DMs don't worry me that much, but botted content, upvotes and comments would kill the platform like any other.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Got my first Nicole today. Made me kinda happy ngl lmao

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait…you mean we aren’t soulmates? 😭

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You may still be soulmates, but you're certainly not the one dating her.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Lemmy is so far left that we all share a communal girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wow. They started to get "creative".

Does anyone know if this image is AI generated or is it just stolen?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

Given that she looks pretty much the same in multiple outfits across multiple pictures, I would assume that they are stolen from some 2000s online site

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (5 children)

The person and the background look too similar between photos for this to be AI. The person behind the scam probably searched the web, and stole this poor person's photos. Judging from the poor quality, I'd date it around ~2008

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nicole seems to be experimenting.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Wait I'm now realizing, is that a bong?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah Nicole appears to be enjoying yonder broccoli

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm starting to feel really left out

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I still have not received a single nicole dm :(

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

also just got a message with her new outfit

looking good, nicole :)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do we love our girlfriend or what?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Hands off, buddy. She's mine!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

MRW I get a suspicious message from Nicole, the Fediverse Chick

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (10 children)

This is the first time I've heard of this.

Anyone know why this message doesn't lose the "unread" tag. I'm using Boost

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Cause she has a Lemmy platinum account.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I only got 1 massage from her 5months ago, now she ghosted me :(

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

She gives out massages? Damn, I'm missing out.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Whoever hacked this poor fellow's webcam seems to have captured a much better photo to use in their scams.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Finally got blessed with an inbox from Nicole today and found this post. Hope this lady at least sent these images to someone and it’s not just someone creeping on their cam.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I finally got it too. It feels like a rite of passage. You're not a full citizen until you got the DM.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Damn I didn't get one with the new outfit yet :(

I really hope Nicole just becomes a huge fediverse meme

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She's already a meme. Maybe in 20 years when the fediverse is popular, this will be a thing only us "old timers" know.

I sound like a grandpa now...

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

I am so happy the Fediverse chick wrote me a DM, which really means Lemmy is growing!

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Got my one today. Finally part of the gang.

Has anyone actually bothered engaging?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Getting engaged after just one message seems a bit desperate.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Beh it's the NSA fishing for incels

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