thorhop

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

It's all that tip money.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago

"Upgrade"? Every other option is a downgrade. Sue them for false advertisement.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

They read that that book about manifesting what you want and ever since it's been knives out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Saying that the client is FOSS, but the server is proprietary, I like saying you have a chastity belt - with a ventilation hole in the back.

You finna get effed in the a.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

What if... just what if... you say "Thank you, big man Blastoise"?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Listen, your family migrated here like a 100 years ago from Europe... so we'll just assume you're Tren de Aragua. What? No, this has nothing to do with you being an intellectual or a lefty. Now get in the concentration ca-I mean; the extralegal detention centre... yes, that's it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Very well done. You're booked at the stockade for the entirety of next week.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

The battle is lost (⁠´⁠;⁠ω⁠;⁠`⁠)

The arms race is real (⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠)

Crypto is still bullshit ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠•̥⁠`⁠ʔ

But AI is here to stay ʕ⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠ʔ

Yeah, I don't like it either (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I even hear Norway's getting a navy (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the worst Disney secret agent teen action tv show ever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I got my regular "off-brand taxi" habibi on standby. In case I need it, I send him a signal and he swoops by as I take a flying leap into his car and we scoot tf out of there in his hatchback.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Walking around to test the shoes was almost impossible, but usually gathered a little crowd to cheer the lassie on.

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