I don't know why addressing a cat as "cat" is the funniest thing ever
z500
joined 2 years ago
Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.
Shit, wish I saw this thread before I donated $100
I could pet 3 isopods
I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.
You win a free trip to the Hague
By a stroke of luck, one of the people to see these new screen savers was a member of the marketing team who tried them out the night before an already-scheduled visit in New York City with a major computer industry magazine. He loved them and wrote back, “You can call off the vote. We’re adding all of them to the product!”
Just think, if not for this email we might not have had that episode of LGR where "PENISES" suddenly appeared on the screen behind Clint as he was talking about it.
Apparently "cotton" and "Mexican" are slurs
It says Pittsburgh, but 15102 is the zip code for Bethel Park
I seem to remember a competitor, I think it was called 3DO or something?
Personally I was hoping for a heart attack. Did anyone think an assassination, successful or not, wouldn't just lead to a complete shit-show?
Autoanatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching itself