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Seriously, you wouldn't believe how much it helps.

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[...] big refactoring project to replace the usage of double types with decimal types. Everything seemed to go well, at least until there was a network hiccup and the application couldn't connect to the database. Let's see if you can figure out what happened:

MessageBox.Show("Please decimal check the connection details. Also check firewall settings (port 1433) and network connectivity.");

What a clbuttic mistake.


I don't actually get the joke with clbuttic, though. 🤔

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Original post: hachyderm.io (Mastodon)

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I regret nothing. Say what you want.

Edit: I just saw the two typos. If you find them, you're welcome to keep them.

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Please leave recursion to math and keep it out of (in particular C) software: it kills and will kill again.

Kind regards from libexpat, see CVE-2022-25313 and CVE-2024-8176 for proof.

https://blog.hartwork.org/posts/expat-2-7-0-released/

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