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computer is a freak (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 22 hours ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] itsraining@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

So coMputer becomes coMEputer instead?

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 11 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

You guys ever feel like everything should just be deprecated? Like fuck everything and start over?

[–] sus@programming.dev 2 points 5 hours ago

Netscape tried that, turns out it was a bad idea

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 hours ago

yeah let's go back to punching cards

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 16 points 20 hours ago

Notice me, sudoers 🥺👉👈

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 21 hours ago

"Seeking: Someone meticulous who can really test me, and doesn't mind when I go multi-user."

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 4 points 16 hours ago

Sweet dreams are made of exes Who am I to deprecate? I travel the kernel and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something

Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused

Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to deprecate? I travel the kernel and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Ah fuck, this happened me with the Chainladder library. Had to modify the source code to change the M to ME.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Here's hoping your IDE could Rename Variable.

else 'F'

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 14 hours ago

Isn't a variable, is a parameter for a daterange function.