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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How? This isn't even from the Onion. Also, how can a satire news source have credibility?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I call it humor.

Congrats, you’ve just experienced your first time “bombing” it’s something every aspiring comedian experiences. Write better jokes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah, I still think it's a good joke, sorry. But you user name checks out lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But you user name checks out lol.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see you’re as original as you are funny.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm just jocking lol. There's many reason to be mad right now, a bad joke (there I'm admitting it) isn't a good one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm just jocking lol. There's many reason to be mad right now, a bad joke (there I'm admitting it) isn't a good one.

My dude… You told a bad joke, you got downvoted for it, and started whining about how nobody understood your joke. Nobody seems mad except you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I take it back, it was a good joke actually. BTW you're the one who got all triggered over this.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Does someone tie your shoes for you, or are they Velcro?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

ZeroCool your username has lost all credibility since a couple of hours. you are, in fact, cool

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that your level of humor? Now I get why you got all triggered by a joke you couldn't understand lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Holy shit you’re still in this thread crying? Christ. I’m just gonna go ahead and block you, it’s abundantly clear you’re a vacuous knob and there’s nothing to gain by interacting with you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago