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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think he wants some love with specific members of his family.

Mainly his daughter. Because he is one incredibly creepy asshole.

Edit for clarity: Obviously Trump for that part. The only family Vance loves is the family couch.