I think at least Trump pretends to love his family. JD Vance is a soulless husk who will do anything if it gets him what he wants. He’s a disgusting excuse for a human being.
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I think he wants some love with specific members of his family.
Mainly his daughter. Because he is one incredibly creepy asshole.
Edit for clarity: Obviously Trump for that part. The only family Vance loves is the family couch.
Whoa! McSweeneys is still a thing? Neat.
For people that may be unaware, his wife is Indian American :
*Republican 2024 vice presidential candidate JD Vance once said about his wife, Usha: “Obviously, she’s not a white person … But I just, I love Usha. She’s such a good mom.” *