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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah Jesus strikes me as a dude that had an average sized dick, but knew how to fuck like nobody else could.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There's no evidence of Jesus turning cum into wine.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

there's no evidence he wasn't a founding member of the royal order of the soggy biscuits brigade.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

And his modern followers seem to be gay. After all, they're on their knees begging for a man to come for the second time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The bible views man on man to be a crime equivalent to genocide? Well, genocide of the belivers…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That's why Judas turned him in, Jesus kept giving him cum wine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

But could he turn the water in it into wine