Nah Jesus strikes me as a dude that had an average sized dick, but knew how to fuck like nobody else could.
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There's no evidence of Jesus turning cum into wine.
there's no evidence he wasn't a founding member of the royal order of the soggy biscuits brigade.
Jesus was def bi
And his modern followers seem to be gay. After all, they're on their knees begging for a man to come for the second time.
The bible views man on man to be a crime equivalent to genocide? Well, genocide of the belivers…
That's why Judas turned him in, Jesus kept giving him cum wine.
But could he turn the water in it into wine
Little known facts:
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Having 9 inches is considered 'being hung'.
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Jesus was crucified by 'being hung from 9' inch nails.
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Nine inch nails brings you 'closer to god'.
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This is also why cats have 9 lives.
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9
Germans: NEIN!
In Germany, cats only have 7 lives 😔
Aber Hunden habe drei!
..or whatever the grammatically correct version of that is 😁
Aber Hunde haben drei
Would be correct but I'm not aware of such a saying?
Edit,: Oh, because cats have 2 less, dogs get them, I see. That's not how it works in Germany tho.
Aber Hunde haben drei
Would be correct
Damn, so close! 😁
That's not how it works in Germany tho.
You sure? It might be 🤷
You sure? It might be 🤷
I live here my entire life, I know how bureaucracy works here
9 inches? who has such long fingers?
Hung? No. Pretty sure he got nailed though.
Off topic but the past tense of killing someone by hanging is "hanged", as in The Hanged Man. It's an important distinction when discussing well-endowed people.
He was murdered