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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The gorilla-spreading is real.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gorillas actually have tiny balls, and therefore have no biological reason to manspread.

They do it cause they're dicks

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm just gonna stand over here.... away from the gorilla you just said has tiny balls....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Apparently gorillas are quite gentle.

https://youtu.be/7HmuTqe9s88

Still probably best not to risk it.