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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You sleep with poop inside of you every night, hoping your muscles will save you, we are just being responsible.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

If the price of being healthy is being called a prude, I'll take that for infinity.