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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Do people actually do this?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People aren't buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don't imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sorry, I thought the implication was that someone intentionally slept with one in. I don't know how you'd sleep like that.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

falling asleep is the easy part, the hard part is waking up with a sore asshole knowing you need to make it worse to make it better

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's why hard plugs are for short periods of fun times, and soft plugs are for all day / all night usage.

Speaking from experience.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't do this too often though! Prolonged dilation (>2 hours) can damage your sphincter and give you incontinence in the long run. Probably not a problem if done rarely, but if it happens regularly it can become a problem

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Sadly, there's a lack of formal studies to determine how often is too often. I think "pay attention to your body" is generally good advice. If anything is sore or hurting, it's probably time to take a break. Kegel exercises also help keep the sphincter from weakening over time, useful advice even for people who aren't into butt stuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I mean, your hole shouldn't be sore in the morning unless you're sizing up with a new plug. Especially not with a stereotypical conical thin necked black silicone one. I've slept with plugs with a neck diameter of like 1.25" before

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

wait until you find out about chastity

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm aware of it, though I wish I wasn't. I'm in to some weird shit but that's too much for me. I think I'd prefer the butt plug.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

fascinating. I would think someone would be more keen to engage in chastity, than penetrables, but to each their own i suppose.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's too much control or trust to place in another person. Even If I didn't have trust issues, It's not something I'd ever be comfortable with. Like you said, to each their own however.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

that's fair, though nobody said you had to involve other people, that's just a particularly common and relevant practice. But yes ultimately at the end of the day, it only matters what we care, and don't care for. I just find it interesting knowing why people care about certain things over others.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Maybe? This came from 4Chan so it's very possible it could be entirely made up lol

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

Literally on 4chan as a header.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

also, a statement by Fox News lawyers. (though maybe they used the word "entertainment" instead.)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Anything on 4chan I assume isn't real, but pretend it is. More fun that way.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

4chan makes me believe it more in this case

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not out of the realm of possibility

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

May I ask why? No disrespect intended, just trying to understand.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's the thing. I'd be horny all night and wouldn't be able to sleep.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Hard not to fall asleep at 4am after that 10 hour goon sesh.

Mostly joking.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You sleep with poop inside of you every night, hoping your muscles will save you, we are just being responsible.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

If the price of being healthy is being called a prude, I'll take that for infinity.