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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait until becoming the reason your boss has to get involved

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Be the reason the corporate PR team has to get involved.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Man, I remember one time someone at the office sent out an email inviting everyone to a potluck at the office. Then later went "jk, that was meant just for our group" and I responded with this, except change theme park to potluck.

Someone reported me. I was only told not to do that again. Always wondered who the killjoy was.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Be the reason the Hazmat Compliance team has to get involved

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It’s better to ask forgiveness than permission

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Oh I got a N+3 involved.
Not my fault but I was the only guy who could solve. That was a fun three weeks of daily Is It Fixed Yet meetings...