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[–] [email protected] 131 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As the senior dev, please don't.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am the senior dev and idk what the fuck I am doing, leave me alone

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

just stare at it long enough, it’ll work itself out

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It literally did that just yesterday. I need to retrain for a new job. Something with wood or plants in general I think.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

lol it’s 50/50 sr devs I know love or detest technology

[–] zipzoopaboop 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just ask questions until people figure it out for themselves

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As someone who is not quite junior, but not quite senior, do it. It might just get me promoted ಠᴗಠ

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You did so great on that case, were having a pizza party for the whole office!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Sounds like I’ve been promoted to the guy that eats the entire pizza by himself

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

… tell me again why you thought plugging into the prod server was a good idea?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait until becoming the reason your boss has to get involved

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Be the reason the corporate PR team has to get involved.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Man, I remember one time someone at the office sent out an email inviting everyone to a potluck at the office. Then later went "jk, that was meant just for our group" and I responded with this, except change theme park to potluck.

Someone reported me. I was only told not to do that again. Always wondered who the killjoy was.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Be the reason the Hazmat Compliance team has to get involved

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It’s better to ask forgiveness than permission

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

*Looking at the senior devs JavaScript code

My God, it even has a watermark.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, no, that's a coffee stain. On the screen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

But why is there an exact copy of the coffee stain on my screen as well?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

drops rubber duck

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

Be the reason Legal has to get involved.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm the reason we get a safety meeting today, if that counts? 😊

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sure, and it counts double if code you wrote was the reason for the safety meeting.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am the senior dev. Please. No.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You're that afraid of the code you wrote 10 years ago too eh? 🤣

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I shudder at the thought of the ancient 1000+ lines Perl scripts.. The seal must not be broken

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Perl and regex are modern day black magic

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I honestly still use Perl for small scripts as a Bash alternative. It is very powerful and is already installed everywhere. I just try not to use it for things others might have to work on..

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

As staff engineer, I'm far too busy to read any of these comments. Also I haven't written any code in 4 years

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What does a staff engineer do? Engineers staff?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Carry a big stick

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Is that your staff or are you just happy to see me?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Oh don't worry, I get myself involved in plenty. I prefer to make problems at the architectural or "leadership" level though.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Im a mid with two juniors under me, super happy when they take initiative and do something creative

.. instead of following youtrack to the letter, leaving me to rewrite half of it before the merge 😔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Pre-commit code reviews, preferably in person or at least live, are a great way to learn and teach. They explain what they did and why, you suggest alternatives.

Doing it pre commit is best because it it’s done later, they’ve already moved on.

And the learning goes both ways.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I usually am, I am support and I ask questions about features so old and undocumented that no one else knows the answer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This, but remove the "else"

..yes, not even the author

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Or the author left and no one really knew what their job involved. Had one like that recently, tried to contact someone only to find out they have left. Oh, ok well who handles the content template site now? Oh, me? No one told me about this or how to use it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How the fuck does one get out of junior dev status? I'm at like 3.5 YoE and stuck in it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have to create technical debt specific to your skillset

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lmao. I'm in charge of migrating a C codebase to Rust, so I don't think I'll be lacking in that department.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

That doesn't sound very junior dev to me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Now just go to work and casually say " I'm feeling very senior today" .

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

These days you're lucky to be able to work as a dev at all. To get out of junior dev you needed to get into the industry 5 years sooner.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So...I'm fucked? Lovely...

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Yooo somebody called me?

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