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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

This is a cool joke, because it has a paradox built in because it only works when written about in third person.

I mean maybe she actually said "on the way to work" but i think post people would say "on my way to work" which doesnt work.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I saw a fox on the way to work" works just fine

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

maybe its just my weird brain then

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

your weird brain works just fine

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

your weird brain on the way to works just fine

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

"My Weird Brain" sounds like an 80s sitcom about a brain in a jar that can still somehow talk to people. And the backstory would be something like "One night, a lonely teenager tried ending his life by driving off a cliff. His body was unsalvagable, but his brain is preserved! Now he lives in a jar in the kitchen of government scientists kept secret from the public."

"My Weird Brain is filmed by a live studio audiance"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well mine saw it the same way.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You can always subtly rephrase it to make the joke in person. The first sentence of the following can actually be pretty broad.

W: "I saw a fox on my way to work!"

H: "Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. You saw a fox on the way to work?"

W: "Yes!"

H: "How did you know it was on its way to work?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That degrades the quality of the joke quite a bit imo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is the dad jokes comm. We don't do no quality here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I saw a fox on one's way to work.

Actually, scratch that