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RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer (theonion.com)

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"The truth is, if Americans just had proper access to lightweight cosmetic products capable of hiding blemishes, eliminating uneven skin tone, and highlighting natural complexion, measles could be eradicated.”

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ate the onion. Full bite and all. Satire is dead.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Same. I was about to ask who doesn’t have access to concealer. Damn it’s been years since when got me this good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Me too. But in our defense, it wouldn't be the stupidest thing he's ever said, had he actually said it.