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RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer (theonion.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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"The truth is, if Americans just had proper access to lightweight cosmetic products capable of hiding blemishes, eliminating uneven skin tone, and highlighting natural complexion, measles could be eradicated.”

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ate the onion. Full bite and all. Satire is dead.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Same. I was about to ask who doesn’t have access to concealer. Damn it’s been years since when got me this good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Me too. But in our defense, it wouldn't be the stupidest thing he's ever said, had he actually said it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I have to find this as a t-shirt.....

Edit: https://institchesbysara.com/shop/p/you-listened-to-rfk-oregon-trail-inspired-classic-unisex-crewneck-t-shirt

In case you were wondering

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Didn't see the community and came very close to sharing this as if it were real.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Swear, I had to do a double take on the source. xD

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I hate that I had to check the source... You shouldn't have to check the source on a headline like that :(

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I'm sick of my onion-or-not dilemmas being resolved by looking at the community name. Can we get a c/maybetheonion?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Concealer is made with seed oil.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Wait, no horse dewormer this time?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I see theonion... I still don't BELIEVE its theonion... fuck this timeline

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It's impossible to enjoy The Onion now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

it does fix one of the symptoms yes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

And you can buy it from his wife.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I wish someone would “cure “the United States of RFK Junior