Ate the onion. Full bite and all. Satire is dead.
this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2025
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Same. I was about to ask who doesn’t have access to concealer. Damn it’s been years since when got me this good.
Me too. But in our defense, it wouldn't be the stupidest thing he's ever said, had he actually said it.
Second guessing whether real or satire. Interesting times.
I have to find this as a t-shirt.....
In case you were wondering
Didn't see the community and came very close to sharing this as if it were real.
Swear, I had to do a double take on the source. xD
I hate that I had to check the source... You shouldn't have to check the source on a headline like that :(
Concealer is made with seed oil.
I'm sick of my onion-or-not dilemmas being resolved by looking at the community name. Can we get a c/maybetheonion?
Wait, no horse dewormer this time?
It's impossible to enjoy The Onion now.
I see theonion... I still don't BELIEVE its theonion... fuck this timeline
And you can buy it from his wife.
I wish someone would “cure “the United States of RFK Junior
it does fix one of the symptoms yes