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I have literally never heard of an 8 pound chicken. That is fucking huge. Hope it was tasty though!
I normally buy air-chilled chickens around 4 lbs. Those run about $3/lb where I live, at Whole Foods.
But I've been boycotting Amazon/Whole Foods, so I bought my chicken from a big box store near my house. There, the whole roaster chickens are ordinarily gigantic (6-10 lbs). And the chicken already cut up into parts might be 12 lbs or more.
But there was a particularly sad looking 8-lb chicken for $1/lb, nearing its expiration date. I figured I had a plan to use it up within 3 days, so I bought that one.
Long term I might need to find a better chicken source. There are some specialty butcher shops in my city but I'd have to drive out there.
Wow that is truly blowing my mind lol I guess I forgot that they use different breeds for whole chickens which run smaller. And the woody breast thing is a symptom of the birds getting huge really fast so I should have inferred they were getting that big but it's just like tripping me out. Like a dinosaur chicken lol. Chicken sourcing is tough right now, especially if purchasing from a farm is out of the question, and unfortunately, for most it is. Glad you rescued that one! Good luck out there!
Average chicken size has risen significantly through the introduction of specialized huge breeds. This article summarizes an academic paper that describes how we went from breeds that averaged 900g (2.0 lbs) to 4.2 kg (9.2 lbs) at 56 days old.