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Musk: "Resistance Is Futile," Vows DOGE War on Fire Departments (isglitch.com)
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Tech CEO's response to burning Teslas includes plans to "optimize" firefighting industry out of existence

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

only clue that this is satire

Meanwhile, Tesla's stock surged 17% on news that Musk had threatened to send all arsonists to Mars as "unwitting beta testers for our oxygen deprivation experiments."

Tesla's stock did not go up 17%.