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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Agreed.

Gotta take a page out of idiocracy here folks.

The Cowboy Party (Named after the most popular/recognizable NFL team)

Or, how about:

The Murica Party

Then you put Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as your president. I’ve had debates about the feasibility of this approach and this is the modern Ronald Reagan play.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Please anyone but “The Turd” he’s just another slimy businessman and will grift this country out of more money.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=j_6bscCG7OA

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

The cowboys are probably the more at divisive team in the country.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

yep. almost like he could be a competent diplomat or some shit.

or, like, recognize the value of it and fund that shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But the WWE bookers decided that Cena now is a bad guy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

okay. so is america.

and he played a pretty solid dumbfuck himbo anti-something in 'peacemaker'.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Just call it the communist occupation party and encourage people to vote out of spite.