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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I have found that guys can use their penis as a fingerprint. Reliability may vary given whatever state of arousal you're at, but good luck trying to get me to whip it out to unlock my phone.

Ladies, I'm not sure how practical this idea may be for you, but the same concept just might work for nipples as well.

Your device should be private to you, so if it takes locking it using your physical privates, well do whatever you gotta do.

Disclaimer: I've only done very limited testing on this, but it actually did work for me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It actually does work. I still have mine set up from when I tested it. You can also use the fatty bulge on your pinky when you curl your finger.

I do need to be hard though. It would probably work had I set it up with a softy though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wtf is this conversation 🤣 Have at it though if it works.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Username doesn't check out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Interesting, glad I'm not the only oddball to test such things.

Extrapolating on the results here, one could most likely use any area of their skin as if it were a fingerprint, even perhaps the tip of your nose or your earlobes or something.

Hey, what they don't know, they don't need to know. Your device and privacy should be yours and yours alone. Fuck'em

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Nose works on my laptop fingerprint scanner, I don't see why it wouldn't work on a phone

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Somehow I think whipping my cock out to unlock my phone will be frowned upon in most situations...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

But not all situations.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Quite true, but of course I wouldn't expect anyone to do that in public.

That's like the entire idea, I'm pretty sure they can't legally force you to undress to unlock and inspect your phone.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My point is; the purpose of biometric unlock is convenience, especially since it doesn't disable pin/pass. If you can't use it in most situations, you may as well just use a pin/password. You gain absolutely nothing by setting up your penis to unlock your device...

With relation to border inspections: you get ordered to unlock devices for border security to inspect. If you refuse, you'll either be refused entry and turned away or you'll be detained until access is gained (willfully or through cracking tools). The US has demonstrated much more willingness to detain people at the border and hold them for months without charge, so I wouldn't push it. To be clear; your 'rights' against unlawful search and seizure do not apply at the border, even for US citizens.

Don't store anything you don't want border security to see on a device you're bringing through a border checkpoint. Store it on a remote server and retrieve it as necessary.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I hear you loud and clear, the right to privacy has gone to shit.

Meanwhile, you know how small MicroSD cards are right? You could store one of those in a hollowed out coin (which would dual function as something of a Faraday Cage) to carry your data, without carrying any active device.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They can force you to undress for a cavity search. What makes unlocking your phone such a special case that they'd think that was "too much"?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Simple, you just don't tell them.

They can try all 10 fingers and all 10 toes, but if they don't know what piece of skin unlocks the phone, what the hell are they gonna do?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what the hell are they gonna do?

Deny entry. They dont have to try anything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You're right.

You can also store all your critical data on a MicroSD card and just not even carry an active device.

MicroSD is so tiny that it could be hidden inside a modded hollowed out coin...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Honestly, a USB drive in another bag would be fine. Encrypt it and leave an unencrypted partition with harmless data and you're good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Thats a better strategy.

Or backup your device, factory reset, put the backup somewhere you can get it after traveling, keep only enough on it to keep family updated during the trip itself, restore after youre in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Seize the device and crack it with tools like Cellebrite. Possibly with you in custody in the meantime.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For an additional gender neutral option, your butthole is almost as unique as your fingerprints, to the point that unless you have an identical twin it's reasonable to assume that no one else shares your specific butthole print.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Sorry, my butthole doesn't poke out far enough.

Could I use it for facial recognition though? 🤔