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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Jesus is next to God sitting on a throne? ... I thought Jesus was God and God was Jesus in one in the same trinity-what-ever-you-want-to-call-it

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

Mark 16:19:

“So then the Lord Jesus, after he had spoken to them, was taken up into heaven and sat down at the right hand of God.”

Not that I believe in this crap, but knowing it has been helpful when watching Jeopardy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (7 children)

This is actually funny, because on the comic Jesus is on the left side

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are YOU going to be the one to tell Jesus he's in the wrong seat?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm gonna tell Jesus to pull a cunt over his head and fuck off to Norway

Writing that out in English feels very weird

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

I gotta say that it doesn't get much better in Dutch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Reading that in English feels very weird.

Well, once you pointed it out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Thor & Oden awaits

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