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Jesus is next to God sitting on a throne? ... I thought Jesus was God and God was Jesus in one in the same trinity-what-ever-you-want-to-call-it
Mark 16:19:
Not that I believe in this crap, but knowing it has been helpful when watching Jeopardy.
This is actually funny, because on the comic Jesus is on the left side
God's webcam reverses the image. I hate it, too. You try to explain it to him and you can just see his eyes glaze over in less than a second.
Are YOU going to be the one to tell Jesus he's in the wrong seat?
I'm gonna tell Jesus to pull a cunt over his head and fuck off to Norway
Writing that out in English feels very weird
I gotta say that it doesn't get much better in Dutch.
Reading that in English feels very weird.
Well, once you pointed it out.
Thor & Oden awaits
maybe he's English and doesn't know right from left?
Iirc that's what trinitarian sects believe, non- or anti-trinitarian sects specifically do not.