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[–] [email protected] 108 points 4 days ago (4 children)

If I had to explain some of my in-group chats, it would be complicated and awkward, but not life-destroying.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I think my saved memes are 50/50 funny and concerning

The thing is, on Lemmy these are pretty normal... but for my very conservative grandma who hardly understands what a lesbian is...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

You just concentrated 4 top tier shitposts into a single comment.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Im pretty sure that pipeline meme is depicting my nibling.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Gender nuetral term for offspring of my sibling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Not to disrespect if that's what your relative prefers, but nibling is actually the gender neutral for niece/nephew. Sibling is already gender neutral as sister/brother are the gendered terms.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that's what they said, offspring of sibling

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Ah misread it. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Did you just "actually" me without reading my comments? Go back and try again, this time assume I used the exact words I meant to use.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I misread it, I'm not sure such an aggressive response was warranted but thank you for letting me know.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Ive had a day; not intentionally aggressive, just not in the mood for more people giving me a hard time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Scissoring (a common sesbian lex position)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

They wouldn’t LIE on movies, Higgs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

But why the Bible idk what reference?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Biblically accurate angles are nightmare fuel.

Angels described in the bible aren't people with pretty bird wings. They are oscillating, intersecting ribbons of eyes and feathers, pulsing and shifting and glowing.

Here is an example:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Alright, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

A reference to the „biblically accurate angel“ meme, which is a bit hard to describe so I recommend just looking it up at seeing the pictures to get the reference

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

Well.

Depends on how fash the US turns for me

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Me and my buddy have the nuke thing going. Mutually assured destruction 😎

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

just dont admit to them?