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Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers (theonion.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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cross-posted from: https://beehaw.org/post/19111873

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't worry they have the playbook all ready. Lots of bluster on the floor, maybe hold a fiery speech in front of the cameras, then back to business as usual.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

There might even be colonizer poetry!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just like they're paid to do.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think we're also stupid. We keep saying "the Democrats are too polite and passive" as if that's the problem. No, they're all on the same payroll and don't want to rock the boat.