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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don't worry they have the playbook all ready. Lots of bluster on the floor, maybe hold a fiery speech in front of the cameras, then back to business as usual.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just like they're paid to do.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I think we're also stupid. We keep saying "the Democrats are too polite and passive" as if that's the problem. No, they're all on the same payroll and don't want to rock the boat.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They will ignore it and keep passing whatever bills Republicans offer up. Fucking traitors.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

They work for the rich, not the people. It’s always been this way.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

House Dems: Best I can do is wear the same color outfit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Look at those two old shits.