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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Raw onion is good! Though I wouldn’t just eat a whole one lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One of the best things to scoop hummus with.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Catastrophic Tooting is my favorite Doom Ska band.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Doom Ska is the metal-punk crossover I never knew I needed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

watch people suffer while eating raw onions

Literally this post did

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You don't seem to understand the meaning of the word "literally." This post figuratively said so.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you literally read the post?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hi. Third party here. They're correct: that's literally not what literally means. Ok thanks bye.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fourth party here: definitions are descriptive not prescriptive and vary by common usage. Due to current common usage, literally means both literally and figuratively, with the original definition slowly losing ground. So no one is correct.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

True, but if you wanted to articulate the concept formerly known as "Literally", how would you do it? I just woke up, and my brain hasn't booted all the way to desktop yet, but I can't immediately think of another word to fill the niche.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

we need a /L1 /L2 etc corresponding to which definition of literally we are using? /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The closest I can come is "genuinely" but the connotations don't quite fit for all uses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If everybody was jumping off a bridge, would you do that, too?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Depends on how many survive, but I don't see what that has to do with linguistics.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's cool. The Lemmy dogpile started and I'll be buried in a figurative hole soon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But is it a figurative burying or a meta-literal one? I mean if you really think about things entomologically and we pick apart the Latin root words of "bury" and "dogpile" we might just find that the meaning of lemmy dogpile changes completely depending on context, literally figuratively.

Language is fucked. We really need telepathically beaming abstract concepts directly into brain matter so I don't have to crawl through linguist brainrot reply chains.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I didnt say, "this post literally did," i said, "literally this post did."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

No said suffering want good. Lots of people like things that cause mild to moderate discomfort, but watching someone do something they dislike for an invalid reason seems to be the context. Lots of people like raw onion, but the consensus seems to be that few people would enjoy sitting there and simply eating an entire raw onion.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Raw red onion is amazing in sandwiches, and I've eaten chopped white onion on hot dogs, and that's pretty good, too. Just straight-uo eating an onion by itself? No.