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[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Was actually deciding between posting here or posting on chaoticgood.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Personally, I think Satan (well, Lucifer) is the perfect embodiment of chaotic good

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We'll have to disagree on agreeing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

You're welcome to disagree. But if you read Paradise Lost or do a little critical analysis and compare the themes of "The serpent in the Garden" with stories like Prometheus (and other fallen angel motifs), it's pretty easy to see Lucifer/Satan as a sympathetic character, IMHO.

But then I'll always tend to lean toward the side advocating for more knowledge over the side advocating for limiting knowledge.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago (18 children)

Raw onion is good! Though I wouldn’t just eat a whole one lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

One of the best things to scoop hummus with.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Back in my day you wore them on your belt.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Only the yellow ones.

Because of the war.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

but, raw onion is just fucking good. why would you need to troll somebody into eating it?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Are you eating onion like a fuckin apple? Btw the skin has the most testo boost

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Btw the skin has the most testo boost

This is misinformation.

Everyone knows that you get the biggest boost to testosterone by leaving the onions until they start to degrade; yes, this is the point when the chemicals that make you cry are strongest, but if you can hold back the tears then you get +50 testosterone.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I legit used to work with a lady who would do that. Her dad trolled her with an onion he told her was a weird apple as a kid. She loved it and just kept eating them. She was an interesting individual. In the best way.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I like raw onion but it doesn't like me :(

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Except, A lot of people eat raw onions. On salads and sandwiches. Sometime I caramelize some onions and put them on a sandwich along with raw onions. I guess they cancel out when I do that ;)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Pickled red onions are one of my top sandwich toppings. Easy to make and so goddam good.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Don't forget about pico de gallo. Raw onion, tomato, jalapeño, cilantro, lime juice, and salt. And that's just one of many Mexican foods that use raw onion.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Jokes on you, I'm Hungarian, I eat raw onions!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

And why wouldn't you. I tend to not bite into the whole thing but suffer from occasional urges to do so.

Still remember that maybe 10 years ago on our way to Romania two grandpa's in a restaurant in Hajdúnánás ordered some huge chives to dip in salt with their beers.

I ordered the same 10 minutes after and both gave me a drinking salute. Still eat it in summer, amazing healthy snack.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The modern internet in a single image.

I'm a bit skeptical of Twitter Verified posters though. Makes me think jeeba made that up for Twitter engagement… I guess that’s fitting, too.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

On CNN the hacker named 4chan strikes again

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Why would someone care about their testosterone levels? If it's causing a problem shouldn't you are a doctor. If it's not then there is no problem in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Because an entire generation of online grigters convinced people that "big testo good, small testo bad". The same people who think baldness is a sign of low testoteron or that thin men have low t.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Isn't baldness literally linked to high testosterone?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

These are the same people that think Joe rogan is smart.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Because he has such thick hair.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bro science is bad science.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ooof. I should have known and blurred out their name. Or at least, just assume anyone on Twitter is a Nazi apologist.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Everyone on Twitter is literally a Nazi apologist.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

4chan user in nazi association shocker

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So like, did he compose entire fake studies for a laugh or are there real scientific studies out there about the effects of raw onion on testosterone

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

People will believe anything so long as you sound authoritative enough and if people don't reason about it enough. It applies to everyone even me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Ok well in the absence of real information I am going to imagine he photoshopped an infographic together

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (10 children)

Wow. So the new morality is that it's okay to be an asshole if the target is crowd-approved and it creates something amusing to click on. So much more Enlightened than boomers!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

These aren't some vulnerable protected class of people, it's workout bros, if they can't look into a study to see it's bullshit that is on them. I agree though it's a bit rude.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Oh I know... crowdsourced blanket judgements of entire groups of people are right as long as the right people do it and they're right about it. Very common mentality, becoming more so in the meme era. I just don't happen to agree with it.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Omfg I have a friend who claims he just loves eating raw onions and I know why now 🤯😂

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you eat them with the skin on, you'll have so much testosterone that people will elect you to lead your country.

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