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Department of Homeland Security. (lemmynsfw.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please tell me this is true without lying to me!

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

A handbag belonging to the homeland security secretary Kristi Noem containing her passport, department security badge and $3,000 in cash was stolen on Sunday night at a restaurant in Washington D.C.

She's in charge of homeland security, which includes the Secret Service. She has Secret Service members with her everywhere she goes.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Go go boys will go hungry tonight

Edit: if you're running around with 3 grand in your purse it has to be for strippers and blow - no other explanation

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a go-bag for fleeing the country.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm guessing not, if they were US dollars- They're getting more and more worthless outside the country.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Ma'am, you don't seem have proof of citizenship on your person...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Why the fuck was she carrying a passport?!

Best is to just keep in a safe somewhere, right? Not like ICE is gonna deport her- they like killing puppies too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought the Secret Service fell under the Department of the Treasury

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

DHS took them about a decade ago ... About the time they started having scandals because everything DHS touches is a scandal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

According to Wikipedia, DHS absorbed the Secret Service when the DHS was created in 2003

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Right, about 10 years ago...wait...well, damn i got old at some point

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

This was just business as usual. Being discreet when paying for a service.